1. Legal First name? Jezebel.

2. Were you named after anyone? A whore of Biblical proportions.

3. Do you wish on stars? No, but I do wish upon the orange glow of Decatur.

4. When did you last cry? Two days ago when my dog stepped on my foot.

5. What is your favorite lunch meat? Potted meat food product.

6. What is your birth date? Flag Day 1981

7. What is your most embarrassing CD? A Christmas Album by Barbara Streisand because it’s incongruous, and I respect that in an artist.

8. If you were another person, would YOU be friends
with you? Very good friends.

9. Do you use sarcasm a lot? Do you ask a lot of questions, bitch?

10. What are your nicknames? HDGIRL, BULDYK (actual license plates seen in Decatur)

11. Would you bungee jump? Only on a Tuesday.

12. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? What shoes? I’m a poor Appalachian girl.

13. Do you think that you are strong? I can move mountains…WITH MY MIND.

14. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Frozen.

15. Shoe Size? I can already tell you right now my penis is bigger.

16. Red or pink? Mauve.

17. What is your least favorite thing about yourself? My tasmanian devil tattoo.

18. Who do you miss most? Santa.

19. Do you want everyone you send this to, to send it back? No.

20. What color pants/skirt and shoes are you wearing? Lime green socks and turquoise pants. I’m so naughty.

21. What are you listening to right now? Co-workers.

22. What did you eat for breakfast? Babies.

23. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Flesh, duh.

24. What is the weather like right now? Mostly climate-controlled cubicle with a 100% chance of more tomorrow.

25. Last person you talked to on the phone? He told me not to tell.

26. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Camel toe.

27. Do you like the person who sent this to you? No.

28. Favorite Drink? NyQuil with a dash of oregano.

29. Hair Color? The carpet and drapes match, if that’s what you’re implying.

30. Do you wear contacts? Monocle.

31. Favorite Food? Placenta stew. It’s a tradition.

32. Last Movie You Watched? How to Lose a Cat in 10 Days

33. Favorite Day of the Year? Your parents’ anniversary ‘cause your mom cries a lot.

34. Scary Movies or Happy Endings? Happy endings, both in movie and massage form!

35. Summer or winter? That’s a tough one as each has so much to offer. I’m so pretentious.

36. Hugs OR Kisses? Capital S-O-D-O-M… no, no I probably shouldn’t.

37. What Is Your Favorite Dessert? Go-Slaw.

38. Who Is Most Likely To Respond? Jesus.

40. Living Arrangements? Aisle 600-699 of local library.

41. What Books Are You Reading? Idiots Guide to Becoming a Total Ass

42. What's On Your Mouse Pad? A watercolor of howling wolves with a picture of my blade superimposed into the background mist.

43 What Did You Watch on TV last night? VH1’s I Love the 1920’s

44. Favorite Smells? See # 31.

45. Favorite junk food? Fried mountain oysters.

46. Rolling Stones or Beatles? John Tesh.

47. What's the farthest you've been from home? Forsyth.