I have not seen a lot of urinals in my time. For one, I'm a lady that uses only women's public restrooms. For two, urinals are just something I hate to make direct eye contact with... same as with lepers and other bathroom fixtures that apparently have eyeballs.

Last night, for at least the second time, maybe even third time, since I've been working full-time for the zoo, someone pooped in a urinal.


















Apparently, these fine folks are a hardy bunch that don't mind backing that thing up to an uncomfortable, slightly peed upon, porcelain piss bowl. Not to mention, they're inconsiderate bastards.

Please don't poop in the urinals. Thank you.