The cat pooped in Don’s pants. Two poos,
each in a different pair of pants. There
is just something innately funny about poop
being in pants. It also helps that they
weren’t my pants nor was it my poo. One
poo was quite dry, almost beef jerky–like
when it was discovered, thus making it easy
to remove. The other masterfece however
was quite juicy and right smack inside the
gluteus maximus region of Don’s pantaloons.

Must see of the day:
http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/062305/masterfece.gif

Useless thought of the day: People are
often inflicted with ingrown toenails, but
I’ve never heard of anyone having an
ingrown fingernail.